October 10th, 2004
|general_storm||08:21 am - Reveille|
Damn right they should play 'reveille' when I come into a room. It's only proper.
October 9th, 2004
|note_spelling||08:50 pm - FREEZE! TRAINED POLICE FISH!|
How come there are all of these great shows on TV about police dogs and mounted police officers, but not about OTHER rescue animals. Police fish, rescue cats... the possibilities are endless!
|general_storm||08:42 am - Goats?|
Grumpus suggested getting goats instead of mowing the lawn.
I hate goats. They smell.
Two words: el chupacabra.
|bubba_dog||08:39 am - We Need Goats|
I'm not talking about Nemi-mom falling any more. She's feeling much better, or at least faking it nicely.
Grumpus and Nemi-mom went outside and mowed the lawn. Unlike our last house, this place had no stairs but LOTS of grass. I approve of mowing the grass, since the squirrels can't hide from me in the grass any more. So, Grumpus got out and mowed the grass, and two of the neighbor ladies came and helped him. Nemi-mom is making them pies to say thank you. Gramma came home and was really happy with the way the yard looks. I like it too. The squirrels can't hide now.
That lawnmower is loud, though. We should get goats. Somehow, I don't think that Gramma will like that idea too much. The General would kill them or something.
|taoibhse||08:31 am - Ridiculous Puppy|
Seodra tripped Nemi-mom on the way out the door, and broke her hand and ankle. Ridiculous puppy. I hope that when he does get to the vet, they give him extra shots or take his temperature twice.
Nemi-mom is going to have my feet x-rayed for DC-mom, because they're so cool. I do have neat feet. Yes, indeed.
|seodra||08:22 am - ALL MY FAULT!|
I got all excited the other day about going to the vet and I forgot that Nemi-mom only has two feet and I have four and I got her legs all tangled up and she fell and was hurt! Gramma came out and sat with her while I had to go back inside and keep Grumpus and Bubba in line while the firemen came to help Nemi-mom! FIREMEN CAME!!! They came in a BIG truck with LIGHTS and SIRENS and there was FIVE of them just for my Nemi-mom. I think Gramma was laughing at Nemi-mom, but it wasn't funny, really. Nemi-mom came home all tired and groggy. Taoibhse and Bubba said it was all my fault. The General said puppies are useless any way. I feel bad, but Nemi-mom said she still loves me.
October 7th, 2004
|seodra||05:48 am - YAY!|
I get to go for a ride in the car this morning! YAY!!
|hoshihoshi||05:48 am - Monitoring the Situation|
Grumpus has the monitor of his computer tilted just right so that I can sleep on top of it. I like that, since it's right beside the door and I can see what's going on in the den AND outside. That makes it convenient. The monitor's very warm, too.
October 1st, 2004
|note_spelling||07:25 pm - Pet Cat|
Nemi-mom brought me a pet cat! Her name is Taoibhse, and she's very nice. She taps the sides of my tank, and her feet are HUGE. I hope she understands that I can't exactly come out and play... being a fish and all. What a lovely cat I have.
|bubba_dog||07:20 pm - Outside|
I swear that woman conspires to torture me. Three hours outside with that puppy and all the squirrels in the woods beside the house has driven me mad. No amount of barking made them stop, either. I should try harder next time.